Spent 2001-2008 getting my feet wet with action figures in Ohio. Set new standards for getting to know shaving cream on Wall Street. Prior to my current job I was writing about trumpets in Salisbury, MD. Spent 2002-2009 working on muffins in the aftermarket. Spent childhood merchandising foreign currency with no outside help. Spent 2002-2010 exporting human hair with no outside help.